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What is it called when a woman mansplains?

A ma'amogram

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1. Yo mama so fat, when she's on the hockey field, she's walking on thin ice

2. Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage?

He's still in the cast.

3. I tell Dad jokes even though I don't have any kids

I guess that makes me a faux Pa.

4. What do protons and life coaches have in common?

They know how to stay positive!!!

5. Asked my son what he learned at school today. He said, “Gay men like Sony, lesbians favor Yamaha, and transgender people prefer Bose.”

Kneeling down I put my hand on his shoulder and replied, “Son, those are just stereo types.”

6. Which household appliance makes a lousy life preserver?

The sink.

7. What does a henhouse and an onion have in common?

There are many layers!

8. What did one egg say to the other egg?

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9. Your mom so fat she is visible on the world map

10. What do you call a fake iron man?

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